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Alarman



Joined: 10 Jul 2005
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Location: Benwick

PostPosted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 7:21 am    Post subject: Perhaps a joke will interest people Reply with quote

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Some time ago, I upgraded to GirlFriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2, which I had used for year's without any trouble.However, there are apparently conflicts between these two product's and the only solution was to try and run GirlFriend 1.0 with the sound off.

To make matter's worse, GirlFriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other application's, such as LadsNightout 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9.

Successive version's of GirlFriend proved better.I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bug's and left a virus in my system, forcing me to stutdown completely for several week's.

Eventyally, I tried to run GirlFriend 1.2 and GirlFriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when these two system's detected each other, they caused severe damage to my hardware.

I eventually upgraded to Fiancee 1.0, only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0.

While Wife 1.0 tend's to use up all my available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSexPlus and Cleanhouse2005 (limited time only).

Shortly after this upgrade however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and costly to run.Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be detected.

They then resurfaced month's later when I had forgotten about them.

Wife 1.0 also has a automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail filter, and can, without warning, launch TurboStrop and Whinge.

These latter product's have no help files, and I have to try to guess what the problem is.

Additional problem's are that Wife 1.0 need's updating regularly, requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachment's, and Hairstyle Express which need's to be reinstalled every other week.Wife 1.0 also spawn's unwelcome child processes that drain my resources.

These conflict with some of the new games I want to try out, warning me that they are an illegal operation.

Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Audi TT hard drive, it often crashes.Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called MotherInLaw, which can't be turned off!

Recently Iv'e been tempted to install Mistress 2005, but there could be problem's.A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detect's Mistress 2005, it tend's to delete all of your Money before uninstalling itself.

You have been warned!
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